NO WAY WILL I PEE IN A JAR!

when u go to the doctor, do they ever ask u to pee in a jar? well that just happend to me! me and my mom went to the doctor and this is how it went.

(i begin to walk inside the bathroom, when doctor taps my back)

DOCTOR: wait, before u go to the bathroom let me give you this. (hands me a green jar)

ME: ahhhh whats this for???

DOCTOR: we need you to pee inside of it. (i began laughing)

ME: haha your kidding right?! (doctor gives me a look) right???!!! (nothing) RIGHT??!!

MOM: no shes not. (doctor nods, and my mom gives a huge smile)

DOCTOR: dont worry soon everyone you know will have to do it.

MOM: yep!

ME: EWWWW! thats not cool!

MOM: just get it over with. (hands me jar and closes bathroom door)

in my opinion this whole jar thing is uncalled for. i do not find it fun or exiting in any way what so ever! what is america coming to??????