Sunday, September 5, 2010

summer almost up :(

ok well theres not much i can say here but :(.
bye

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Why must there be braces?

braces...braces...BRACES?!!!!!!!!!! yes my friends braces. there are so many things people say to kids with braces that I dont like. some popular ones are brace face or metal mouth. well, yesterday I got some so you brace haters LAY OFF! anyway braces are not that bad, they are just big chunks of metal glued to your teeth. hahaha. (but its true) whenever you go to school for the first time with braces and smile people can sometimes look at you like you turned purple. its so funny.....

well anyways, if you do have braces life is not bad
it stays the same ;)

Saturday, April 17, 2010

NO WAY WILL I PEE IN A JAR!

when u go to the doctor, do they ever ask u to pee in a jar? well that just happend to me! me and my mom went to the doctor and this is how it went.

(i begin to walk inside the bathroom, when doctor taps my back)

DOCTOR: wait, before u go to the bathroom let me give you this. (hands me a green jar)

ME: ahhhh whats this for???

DOCTOR: we need you to pee inside of it. (i began laughing)

ME: haha your kidding right?! (doctor gives me a look) right???!!! (nothing) RIGHT??!!

MOM: no shes not. (doctor nods, and my mom gives a huge smile)

DOCTOR: dont worry soon everyone you know will have to do it.

MOM: yep!

ME: EWWWW! thats not cool!

MOM: just get it over with. (hands me jar and closes bathroom door)

in my opinion this whole jar thing is uncalled for. i do not find it fun or exiting in any way what so ever! what is america coming to??????

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

miss you PUMA+evil teacher lol

i have been a little sad. my cat puma died... my whole family has been sad. i miss you alot puma! anyway i also just got back from boston with my school and it was so fun besides the ghost tour.

setting: a grave yard at 8:03 boston

student 1: im so scared

student 2: me to!

teacher 1: oh, you bunch of babys
(gives evil smile)

student 2:but it is!

teacher 1: ok.
(walks away)

minets later.....

teacher 1: BOO!!!

(student 1 and 2 scream and run towards the tour guide) (evil teacher laughs)

well, thats school for you. :)

Saturday, March 6, 2010

Who steels PANTS?

ok so me and my friend were at tennis and when it was over we went to the locker room to change and go home...heres what happened.......
(Friend opens locker and looks around)

Friend: wheres my pants?

Me: huh?

Friend: my pants there GONE!?

Me: for real?

Friend: YES SEE!

(i walk up and look inside locker. no pants.)

Me:o my gosh they really are missing!

Friend: i know!

(Friend walks around thinking)

Me: who steels peoples pants.

Friend: i don't know.

Me: probably a creeper.

Friend: yeah i know.

this story was alot more funny to me and my friend then it seems.
it reminds me of that guy that walked into the store on time WITHOUT pants. now that was almost as funny!
well till next time pet a dolphin , ride a rino, and always keep your pants in sight!

Thursday, March 4, 2010

test fun

im starting to love math. not the subject or anything but what always happens in it.
today was test day and this is how it went....

teacher: ugg where are those tests!?
student 1: what do you mean?
teacher: the tests i cant find them! there are 32 kids in this class, and i only have 9 tests!
student 2: oh then why cant we just take the test tomorrow?
(teacher gives kid a look. kid sits down)
me: cant we just make copies?
teacher: yes yes YES!
(teacher does a little dance)

yeah that was fun. :)
peace out me peeps

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

american idol

american idol. wow thats some weird show. i mean i don't know who to rout for! the judges at this point love almost everyone. i use to have two favorites but of corse they got kicked out in the first hollywood show. just to show what i know.and then theres this one guy that sounds like david cooks little bro, so i guess he's my favorite guy. and my favorite girl is awesome to.
well till next time
kiss a cat, draw a picture, and hug a hippo. :)

Monday, March 1, 2010

PINK HAIR!

ok i have seen some weird stuff in my life but this is one of the weirdest! i was walking home when i saw this tall guy with a hugh pink afro dancing to his ipod! at first i just stared but then i kelp on walking home. it was so odd i dont think i could ever forget that moment! :)

Saturday, February 27, 2010

snow day

ok so whoever came up with the whole snow day idea is a genius! but whoever came up with the idea of school is crazy! but i like snow days for so many reasons. why do you?
A. because i can sleep in
B. because snow is good for the soul
C. because I like making snow men and snow angels
D. why does it matter? i just don't like school


Friday, February 26, 2010

hello people

HEY EVERYONE!
welcome to the coolest blog in america....well thats not true but whatever. so anyways i just want to say a big HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!! random but you know. oh, and check out this show called that 70's show. also check out my other blog that me and my awesome friend made. it's called www.iceonfire123.blogspot.com :) later.. but for now, hug a tree, make a shirt, and pet a dragon.