summer almost up :(

ok well theres not much i can say here but :(.

bye

Why must there be braces?

braces...braces...BRACES?!!!!!!!!!! yes my friends braces. there are so many things people say to kids with braces that I dont like. some popular ones are brace face or metal mouth. well, yesterday I got some so you brace haters LAY OFF! anyway braces are not that bad, they are just big chunks of metal glued to your teeth. hahaha. (but its true) whenever you go to school for the first time with braces and smile people can sometimes look at you like you turned purple. its so funny.....

well anyways, if you do have braces life is not bad

it stays the same ;)

NO WAY WILL I PEE IN A JAR!

when u go to the doctor, do they ever ask u to pee in a jar? well that just happend to me! me and my mom went to the doctor and this is how it went.

(i begin to walk inside the bathroom, when doctor taps my back)

DOCTOR: wait, before u go to the bathroom let me give you this. (hands me a green jar)

ME: ahhhh whats this for???

DOCTOR: we need you to pee inside of it. (i began laughing)

ME: haha your kidding right?! (doctor gives me a look) right???!!! (nothing) RIGHT??!!

MOM: no shes not. (doctor nods, and my mom gives a huge smile)

DOCTOR: dont worry soon everyone you know will have to do it.

MOM: yep!

ME: EWWWW! thats not cool!

MOM: just get it over with. (hands me jar and closes bathroom door)

in my opinion this whole jar thing is uncalled for. i do not find it fun or exiting in any way what so ever! what is america coming to??????

PUMA!!!!

miss you PUMA+evil teacher lol

i have been a little sad. my cat puma died... my whole family has been sad. i miss you alot puma! anyway i also just got back from boston with my school and it was so fun besides the ghost tour.

setting: a grave yard at 8:03 boston

student 1: im so scared

student 2: me to!

teacher 1: oh, you bunch of babys

(gives evil smile)

student 2:but it is!

teacher 1: ok.

(walks away)

minets later.....

teacher 1: BOO!!!

(student 1 and 2 scream and run towards the tour guide) (evil teacher laughs)

well, thats school for you. :)

Who steels PANTS?

ok so me and my friend were at tennis and when it was over we went to the locker room to change and go home...heres what happened.......

(Friend opens locker and looks around)

Friend: wheres my pants?

Me: huh?

Friend: my pants there GONE!?

Me: for real?

Friend: YES SEE!

(i walk up and look inside locker. no pants.)

Me:o my gosh they really are missing!

Friend: i know!

(Friend walks around thinking)

Me: who steels peoples pants.

Friend: i don't know.

Me: probably a creeper.

Friend: yeah i know.

this story was alot more funny to me and my friend then it seems.

it reminds me of that guy that walked into the store on time WITHOUT pants. now that was almost as funny!

well till next time pet a dolphin , ride a rino, and always keep your pants in sight!

test fun

im starting to love math. not the subject or anything but what always happens in it.

today was test day and this is how it went....

teacher: ugg where are those tests!?

student 1: what do you mean?

teacher: the tests i cant find them! there are 32 kids in this class, and i only have 9 tests!

student 2: oh then why cant we just take the test tomorrow?

(teacher gives kid a look. kid sits down)

me: cant we just make copies?

teacher: yes yes YES!

(teacher does a little dance)

yeah that was fun. :)

peace out me peeps